Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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