how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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