Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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