Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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