Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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