OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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its like you know when i get waxed
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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