the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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