It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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