Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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