Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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