I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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