YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
