Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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