Your face is a jimmy john
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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