it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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