These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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