We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
