Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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