Your tits are I can't wait for
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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