They should really pass out barf bags in church
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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