I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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