Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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