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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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