Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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