Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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