i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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