you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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