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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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