508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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