New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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