god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't deserve a penis
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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