i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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