If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
did i just pee glitter
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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