Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
no, he came in my armpit
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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