i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Randomize