yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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