Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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