its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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