this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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