so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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