I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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