was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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