New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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