SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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