drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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