My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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