quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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