you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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