Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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