escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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