I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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