capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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