We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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