I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
