drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
