yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Send help, water and tortillas.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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